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Welcome to Toxic Tete-a-Tete!

Variety is the spice of life and an even spicier love life.  Browse through our millions of subscribers and sample the goods.  Do you thrive on drama and chaos?  Is the only way you feel truly alive when you are with a highly dysfunctional significant other?  Does your heart race at the idea of steamy encounters with disreputable married men and women?    Is your idea of a dream date risky, sleazy and forbidden trysts.  Shhhh.... We’ll keep your secrets. Wink. Wink.  

This is the Primo Dating Site  for drunks, shady characters, gypsies, tramps, and thieves.  In fact we are rated #1 in broken hearts, broken marriages and busted bank accounts. Lonely and need a partner at any costs?  Sell your soul here on Toxic Tete-a-Tete.   I mean, who really needs a soul after all? We promise you an exhilarating ride all the way to hell and back.  

Disclaimer:  We are not responsible for any acts of extortion, blackmail, cost of professional therapy, venereal diseases, or hearts shattered into a million pieces and scattered to the wind.   


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